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Cake day: May 4th, 2026

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    • Shuffleboard probably. Or stamp collecting (on the competitive circuit)
    • That would be ovaltine, but really I am just a sucker for post-WWII Americana
    • hike!
    • I just think of off the wall shit to be said, like “Eat a queer fetus for Jesus” or something
    • Thankfully, because I panic in a wading pool
    • oh, I’m midwestern, pal! Everything really is okay, buddy. Heck, it’s fantabulous!
    • As long as it’s not always wrong being hard
    • I heard, “Feeling big guys.” Screw it, I’m in.
    • Jack Daniels, specifically, and Nyquil (The ol’ Bohemian Cocktail, eh)
    • I… never notice, tbh
    • I am. Suffering is real.
    • I should act 6? That’s some not-okay RP, buddy.
    • I did, when it existed on my head. Now I do micro-perms.

      Wait. I don’t get it.

  • When I was young, I was naive to the ways of romance, and especially romantic communication. I was often oblivious to advances made upon me, and awkward and unskilled at making any expression of interest without just looking a bit foolish. However, after a lot of experience and many ups and downs in the pursuit of love, I find that I am no longer young.