The source of their satisfaction comes from hurting others, rather than improving themselves.

A penny saved is a penny earned!

Well, except when you account for inflation…

Most of the world calls it football

fútbol

They know that they’re hypocrites. The love it.

This is why you should keep your band logo trimmed.

It’s a lot of work to go through just to show your teenager’s friends embarrassing pictures of her, but it’s worth it!

Hot shit

“Apply now, at Cambridge Polymer labs!”

Best kaiju.

“If your prod can be deleted by your AI, it should be.”

They couldn’t cram as many ads as they wanted into it.

It just comes naturally.

Mixing units of measurement here; corgis are metric dogs.

They do mobile rim jobs now? What a time to be alive!

Granny is spry

I’m not one to judge, but there’s a decent chance that Granny is in her 40s.

“OH SNAP, you’ve captured me perfectly, you’re hired!”

Heh-heh-heh 😜

Wait, I’m blocked now aren’t I 😕?

And all the peanut butter and bacon are gone!

Vladimir Poopin’?

So they’re saying the cooter was vibrated.