Police: “How high are you?”
Driver: “It’s hi, how are you”
Police: “How high are you?”
Driver: “It’s hi, how are you”


“Make me blue, 8ft tall, nice tits”


Is she like pinocchio, except every time she lies her chin gets bigger?


It is sad how much ideology has to crap on the futures of the vulnerable. I’m glad El-Sayed is pushing for the things that many countries already give their population. Not everything has to be a profit race to the bottom


What about the one where Fry sleeps with his own grandmother to become his own grandfather?
Better yet, there is a lot of purchased hardware and resource that is sitting idle, counting down the debt bomb they all borrowed on. And it will be due soon. Crash is coming, it’s only a matter of time