“Pizza in the morning, Pizza in the evening, Pizza at Supper Time” “Eating all this pizza may explain your gastrointestinal situation!”

You can also have pizza when it is not on a bagel. Many prefer it this way.

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Obviously this was a coping mechanism he was using because he couldn’t make women feel anything (including your ex wife).

Yeah but was that just a lie?

“We don’t blame the book because Catcher in the Rye didn’t have a conversation with him and tell him to kill John Lennon. That’s the difference.”

Speak for yourself, please.

I don’t buy this at all. Why are missiles the same size as grenades/knives, why does he fly like a weird bird and if that child is on such a flammable box spring, why isn’t it alight?

I will say that it’s just speculation from an academic, though. Time will tell. You’re literally describing the entirety of NPR.

Or, more likely, Claude will launch them.

Why are these people just hanging out in the middle east?

ID.ME is awful and buggy.

Do you have an App that offers better places to shop?

“GIVE ME BACK MY SON AND A DISCOUNT ON PAPAYA FRUITS!” Sir, this is a 7-11 (both of those are on markup now because you asked).

TBH, alcohol ads are INSUFFERABLE but who needs pregnancy ads blocked?

So are general everyday workplaces. You don’t need to go to a black site in Afghanistan. Just come to my office.

You sound jealous of my good fortune.

Honestly, if you gave them the option to either kill no one or kill a mother along with her baby, they’re going to choose option B every day and twice on Sunday.

There is nothing on the other side. Only blackness.

Cancel ALL your -tions! Benedictions, Predelictions, Prescriptions, Conniptions, Convictions!