AFAIK the earliest recipe for something called “pizza” is basically a cake dusted with saffron & powdered sugar. In Bartolomeo Scappi’s 1570 cookbook “Opera dell’arte del cucinare”. So given how different it is from modern Pizza, I figure just about any round flat baked item with toppings is arguably a pizza.
You can also have pizza when it is not on a bagel. Many prefer it this way.
Pizza has enriched my life in every conceivable way.
Pizza is my life
Have you tested using controls to find out if your life was improved by the pizza vs the bagel?
Honestly not yet but experiments will begin soon.
Very kung fu
“I have made a funny!”
I never understood why you could only have pizza anytime if it is on a bagel. Nothing stops you from eating a regular pizza for breakfast. 🤷♂️
Leftover cold pizza is amazing for breakfast after a LAN party that ran late.
Did you not understand the part about a bagel? A pizza bagel? Man has many achievements, but the pizza bagel will be our chariot into Godhood.
Obligatory (nsfw)
I hate this, it made me laugh
My diet is actually about seventy-five percent bagel bites.
Is the other quarter pizza rolls?
That may explain your gastrointestinal situation.
“Pizza in the morning, Pizza in the evening, Pizza at Supper Time” “Eating all this pizza may explain your gastrointestinal situation!”
May want to have a blood panel done up.
The picture of physical perfection and animalistic dominance.
Pizza’s not for breakfast!
Morning, noon, or night time, any time’s the right time, pizza goin’ down so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine
When pizza’s on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime!
Thank you for writing that out. I never understood the beginning of that 2nd part and it’s plagued me for… decades really. So now I can sing that shit in full, and not fill in “pizza during crack time” because I knew that wasn’t right
When pizza’s on a bagel, you can eat pizza
anytimeon a bagel!Fixed that for you! :3
So fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine s̴̹̥͊̓o̴͖̞͌̆́͜ ̵͚͍̅̓̕͠f̶̟̌͝i̵̡͓̋̽͘n̴̢͔̳͍̉̋̽ë̵̗̻͓ so fine so fine
