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Its shitpost, not post your shitter.

I read 1. Thinking it was from a star trek community, talking about captain Kirk. Then was really confused when I got to 2.

My brain can’t decide whether to read this as plaintive or as a veiled threat.

OwO please be nice to me VS Be nice to me (or else)

Its a similar joke.This one’s usually 2 nuns are riding bikes…

The where’s (wears) the soap joke is 2 nuns are in the bath. One asks the other where’s the soap…

12 Dick men

75% of all aluminum ever mined is still in circulation- its also more efficient- recycling aluminum takes 5% of the energy it takes to produce it.

See also: “Where’s the soap?”

“It does, doesnt it?”

Funny story. Back in the day, Massachusetts found a loophole- there was a case in my town, where a couple slave catchers showed up, and grabbed the wrong guy- the son of a buisness owner and prominent black family.

They were immediately besset upon by a mob, and got thrown in jail. There were riots, and people threatening to burn down the jail ( a 1room shack with just the 2 slavers in it)

When they were brought in for arraignment, judge decided on a summary judgment, claiming it was too dangerous for them, to either be released or held in custody for a trial.

He opted to impress them I to service, on a whaling ship, which was a 90% black crew.

Yep, he litterally made them slaves ri a black man. They were both ‘lost at sea’ within 2 months.

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Shillman is some solid nominative determinism.

From what I understand, they’ve been using the ‘normal’ system for most legal things since the 60s, and that was just how they socially talked about age, until it was abandoned in 2023.

The old system also added a year on New years, not on your birthday. Meaning a baby born 2 days ago would be 2 years old if they were born on December 31. Apparently, laws do still keep that standard for some age based regulations, like school, drinking age, voting age, and draft. Which kind of makes sense; everyone born in X year gains those things at the same time. A less arbitrary cut off date for schools, no awkward math whe checking IDs, just born in ‘04, you’re good.’

Still seems confusing having 3 ages in different contexts though.

I was assuming he meant from inertia when it suddenly ground to a halt.

I also assume that he fell flat on his face, since he would have otherwise bragged about himself being in great shape like he normally does

Yes.

Thanks, I was stuck 330M americans… so almost a million get shot ever day (per the original)… that can’t be right

“I’d like yo thank my fans for costing the mouse more than trumps bribe would have”

Maybe my understanding is too naive, but doesnt Israel make plenty of its own weapons, just not as ‘smart?’ Seems like limiting their access to US weaponry isnt going to curb their attacks, just make them even less discriminate.

This feels like the Kantian take on the trolley problem; ‘doesnt matter that more people die if i dont pull the lever; my inaction means my hands are clean’

I think the schedules going to cause burnout sooner rather than later.

In the group of people I play with, no one’s really buying anymore- a lot of times even for the ips they like.

Even the guys who pride themselves in having non-proxy cedh decks have given up- by the time you’ve got the new cards in 2 weeks later, chances are theres another replacement. Mow theyre playing woth proxies for the cards in their flex slots, and only buying 3-4 times a year when they make a trip to go to a tourney.

Yeah, i totally did. Meant to say as anything other than infancy …

How long after the program goes live til someone with a card printer starts massaging printing these and handing them out to fight ice?

This was always the problem with the idea of owning information.