The more centrist you are, the more correct you are. So if you aren’t centrist enough, you need to centre even harder until the fence spike is poking right up your arsehole. Then you can feel smug as you look down on all the “extremists” and give a wink to the Nazi.

Gay goth? Don’t you mean Gayth?

“Ok I’ll make sure there’s none of this. Can I have a house now?”

“Still no. Fuck off”