Most men aren’t smart enough or wealthy enough to become surgeons, but that’s an interesting idea.

Yeah, natural selection really made sure men are as horny as possible didn’t it? Fortunately there are ways to learn how to mitigate it somewhat by being more self reflective and such.

My dad always loved to say (just slightly tongue in cheek), the problem with representative democracy in America is it works!

Either way, I’m just happy to be here.

And now booties. I’m seeing grannies walking around with some dubiously springy cake.

Ugh, the faces are so creepy.