so true. if you walk up to me in the middle of the night and ask me if i will have sex with you, i’ll probably say yes
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eric the red still trolling n00bs from beyond the grave i see
kali_fornication@lemmy.worldOPtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•not sure if i chose to post thisEnglish
7·2 days agowait till you get one of those neuralink chips and you’re forced to like all of elon’s tweets
from now on he’s gona be concerned, making texts like “hi son, have you had your daily cock yet?”
kali_fornication@lemmy.worldtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Sorry to disappoint youEnglish
2·3 days agoand then if you’re like me and you’re too lazy to type out
zsearchevery time you just doalias z="zsearch"
kali_fornication@lemmy.worldtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Sorry to disappoint youEnglish
2·3 days agomy google search history is cursed but my zsh history is blessed because i can just do
zsearch() { cat ~/.zsh_history | grep "$1" }
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•It's not an addiction! I can stop whenever I want!
14·3 days agohang on let me check my frog folder
i have 684 frogs in my frog folder
i dunno man if you turn off the news and only look at headlines occasionally, the world doesn’t seem like it’s falling apart. i mean it definitely is, but from where you’re standing everything seems fine. works for me
i always wondered why jesus never used his god powers to get off the cross, but then i realized he’s like a vampire, but instead of a stake through the heart it’s nails through the hands
neil “the grass” tyson
fake: anon wants to be fit
gay: anon likes bears
when i was growing up i only knew lynyrd skynyrd as a good thing to play in hangman. but you can only do it once, after that they’re gonna be like “is this that band that doesn’t have vowels again?”
know what’s extra hard? those common words that are like a verb + a preposition like “find out”. i convince myself that the preposition i’m thinking of is wrong
why use fancy word when good word do trick?
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politics @lemmy.world•Minnesota Is Just the Beginning. California and New York Are ‘Next’ | The Trump administration appears to be planning to leverage the same playbook used in Minnesota to go after other blue states.
41·4 days agodidn’t all this somalia bullshit start with one deceptively edited youtube video? like the shit james o’keefe did at project veritas
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Onion forgets the satire (again)
49·4 days agoSo tired of these “Christians” who think “Christianity” is about “Christ”. Where the fuck would they get that idea
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Canada@lemmy.ca•Owner Of Adult Store Stunned After Pentagon Demands She Stop Shipping Butt Plugs To Soldiers In Middle East
19·4 days agoEveryone in the Trump admin needs a butt plug, given how full of shit they are
yeah we’re both trying to stay sober



whenever i see his name i’m just like
she lies and says she’s in love with him
can’t find a fetterman