I’m not into cartoons, but like, if cartoon people were real people Velma would be it for me. Smart women are sexy.

Nerrrrrg

Hornse

I’m a man in my 30s and I fucking love her music.

I really don’t give a squirt of piss about her as a person but she consistently makes music I enjoy listening to.

It rolls over the glans.

So you just kind of. Like. Roll it.

I’ve always found a great way to deal with disappointment is to just eat razor blades dipped medical waste until the disappointment fades away. Hopefully they can give it a shot and it works for them too.

Yeah. For me it’s be like: if we die then at least we’ll die together.

NOW WIFE, PREPARE THE FALCONUS GIGANTICUS FOR COMBAT, FOR WE RIDE NOW INTO BATTLE ON THE PEREGRINE WINGS OF GENDER EQUALITY AND RECIPROCAL ORAL SEX, BUT IN A MORE IMPORTANT, MORE LITERAL WAY ON THE WINGS OF THIS BIG ASS BIRD.

Oh. Yeah it all makes sense now.

His eyes make my peepee soft.

I’ve lived in rural Canada and the majority of the people I knew were as dumb as a bag of hammers.

What a fucking idiot.

I mean this 100% seriously: the natives should sell every fucking drug known to mankind to non natives.

It’s their sovereign land, they’d make a fucking killing, and there’s an element of revenge there I quite like.

I personally support bringing the r word back but am vehemently opposed to literally everything conservatives stand for.

Depends on the instance really.

What a poopy doodoohead

Spanikopitaius

I’ll take it

Women are not as horny as men.

They’ve done studies. I think they worked out that men on average think about sex about 8 times as much as women on average.

Frankly the whole comparison is fucking stupid. It’s not a fucking contest.

Wat

The only things on YouTube I have ever found worth watching, in the entire history of the platform, are kurzgesagt, PBS space time, let’s game it out, and the hydraulic press channel.

Four channels over… what, 20+ years of it existing?

You complain and you piss and you moan about a garbage service that serves garbage content becoming more garbage-like by the day, but it’s garbage all the way down and always has been.

The dudes reaction to this is a great indicator of how good of a partner he’d be.