Tfw you eat lick the dried yogurt off the bed 😍

Right?

What the fuck, Denmark?

HOW DID I FORGET ABOHT THE UNICORNS? THIS PERSON IS RIGHT OBVIOUSLY WE NEED TO SAVE THE UNICORNS YOU GIBE MONEY NAO.

So long gay bowser

Transporting?

I’d agree that the option is inportant to turn it off but one and done shouldn’t be the default cuz people fucking dumb, yo.

IF WE ALL FORM A HAPPY FACE SYNBOL AT THE SOUTH END OF LAKE SUPERIOR THEN THE WORLD WILL IMPROVE.

TIRAMISU KS POISONOUS.

FROGS WILL PERMANENTLY REMOVE YOUR ABILITY TO BECOME AROUSED IF YOU LOOK THEN IN THE EYE ON A THURSDAY EVENING.

MONEY NOW!

Speak for yourself. I’m naked.

I think this guy heard about the god helmet, which is real, and then the delusion took over.

The helmet apparently causes religious experiences, not remove your ability to have them, but then again this guy is a fucking lunatic so.

American medicine.

“I’m sorry sir, you have colon cancer. I’m prescribing you a computer generated image of a woman holding balloons and a birthday cake. That’ll be $700,000”

Horse pulp is the most cromulent of all pulps

It looks like she got a running start and is airborne attempting to slam the baby into a wall as hard as she can.

That is dada

That could be a meme

I could rewrite the entire song to be nothing but racist slurs and commentary but I won’t.

It would be so easy. And I’d use all of them. And insult all people equally.

But I wont.

Sigh.

Kay

This isn’t a meme

Now THIS is a shitpost.

It couldn’t be a shittier shitpost if it was just a post of a turd.

Ahhh the Hershey highway. Many a great night I’ve spent travelling down this perilous but altogether lovely road.

Then go be gay.