Keep your thumbs out of the center too

Too bad, now you have to

One of Trump’s cronies passed out during some press conference in the oval office.

Kid is the name for baby goat in English, so context clues are enough here to know it’s not talking about a human child

Soccer isn’t popular in the US? It might not be as popular as American football, but I don’t think it’s correct to say it’s not popular.

I don’t really see a problem here

My quest 3 controllers aren’t that bad but they do go through AAs like crazy

Claptbtbtbtrap

Other pictures don’t seem much less mustachey.

You are what you eat, not you eat what you are

Clompers

Economies of scale and subsidies

WHAT

That doesn’t narrow it down

AR glasses that require a server for all their functionality?

I don’t think it’s particularly hard to get alcohol underage in most of the US. In New Jersey you can drink underage as long as you’re in a “private location” and there’s a relative who’s at least 21 present.

My immediate thought would be anything that requires being in water for some length of time to live.

I’m not sure where amphibians would fall though.

I Officially™ don’t have ADHD and yet every time I see someone with ADHD describe an ADHD experience I think “that’s me, I do that”

That was the interns deleting departments

This is a really good idea, and I’m glad some manufacturers are doing it. It’d be great if Ford could follow suit because the LED high beams in my car blind me every time a retro-reflector is nearby.