Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 months agoI think a vampire just diedlemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square11linkfedilinkarrow-up1471arrow-down14
arrow-up1467arrow-down1imageI think a vampire just diedlemmy.dbzer0.comStamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 months agomessage-square11linkfedilink
minus-squareaeronmelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoA stupid vampire, for not standing behind the tree.
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 months agoAnd then be stuck slowly moving around the tree for the whole day? And having to casually play it off when someone asks him about it?
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoHe went on a bender the night before and passed out on the bench
minus-squareMark with a Z@suppo.filinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoMaybe he did, but the tree was a dick and moved
A stupid vampire, for not standing behind the tree.
And then be stuck slowly moving around the tree for the whole day? And having to casually play it off when someone asks him about it?
He went on a bender the night before and passed out on the bench
Maybe he did, but the tree was a dick and moved