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cm0002@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 day ago

"Read lit" Me:

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"Read lit" Me:

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cm0002@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 day ago
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  • BeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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    in other words:

  • TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world
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    The man

    • BlueFootedPetey@sh.itjust.works
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      Gotta love a good broad st line pic. Sadly those cars are a lot smokier these days.

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    Fake: somebody spoke to anon

    Gay: anon daydreams about a man in the shower

  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    If I were in that situation, I think an acceptable retort would be to hold up the drumstick of chicken I am munching on, and dramatically say ‘Behold, a man!’ then take a bite and totally ignore the random infatnilizing philosophy try hard as I go back to reading.

    Maybe also, after a 30 to 60 second pause, nonchalantly ask if he happens to have any hemlock sauce, just to try to get a rise out of him.

  • fibojoly@sh.itjust.works
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    Could have been a compliment. You are not an intellectual yet, but you wanna educate yourself. Nothing wrong with that.

    • EtnaAtsume@lemmy.world
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      This is exactly my initial interpretation too.

  • steeznson@lemmy.world
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    Obviously encountered a believer in metaphysical immanence on the subway

  • db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Must have run into a random Epicurean

    • tetris11@feddit.uk
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      *nervously upvotes out of fear of looking stupid*

      • JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org
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        You’re so close to being in on the joke

      • latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Incidentally, best way to deal with Epicureans! Smile awkwardly and exeunt whenever possible!

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    Fake: anon left the house

    Gay: anon is flirting with men

    • latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      “Hey, there, hunka’-hunka’, wanna go somewhere more private so I can show you my Ancient Greeks?😏😏”

      Full disclosure, I’m a barely-social straight guy, I wouldn’t know flirting if it cracked my teeth with a piece of wood.

      • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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        I’m a lesbian and I’ve seen guys bag each other flirting on that level

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          Well, tbf, this’d work on me as well should a flame of the womanly persuasion present it to me (alongside explicit stipulations that “I do, indeed, want you for the sex, Mr. Bond,” signed in triplicate)

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        I’m married and straight.

        It doesn’t get better.

        • latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          So it’s all just… sexy goofy sarcasm? Oh, crap. I’ve been doing that for a llllooooong, long time without realising it might be interpreted as flirting.

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        You know, some people would consider that flirting. Also, wear a mouthguard, I guess.

        • latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          For the right person, I’d splurge on the dental work!=))

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    How could I judge if Plato is relevant or not without reading it?

    • 🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.world
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      learning about Plato from what books he wrote. is like learning about the world from watching shadows within a cave

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      Sounds like a philosophical question.

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    There’s assholes everywhere kiddo

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    Must be a Matt Neal fan

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