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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

Anon asks out a girl

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Anon asks out a girl

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago
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  • Alaknár@sopuli.xyz
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    2 months ago

    What makes you think that girls are even real?

    • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one
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      Everyone on the internet is either a man or a dog.

      • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world
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        2 months ago

        woof

        • Empricorn@feddit.nl
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          Nice try. We know you’re a frog!

          • kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            Im a cat :3

      • AltheaHunter@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        not true, some of us are cats

        • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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          ** Meow **

      • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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        You son of a removed, I’m in.

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      Well, I’m taking estrogen, so they’re about to become real

      • EldritchFemininity@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        If you can’t get a big tiddy goth gf, become the big tiddy goth gf.

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      Hmmm… I remember an old lesson from the ancient times of the Internet, now long forgotten:

      “Girl” is an acronym for “Guy In Real Life”.

      Checkmate; girls are a social construct!

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      First the birds, then the girls?

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      What makes you think?

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