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casual say_gex_enjoyer@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

Ding ding ditch is punishable by death apparently

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Ding ding ditch is punishable by death apparently

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casual say_gex_enjoyer@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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    This is so freaking real. Some old folks seem to want that kids just stay still in silence like a furniture when they’re bored. No playing outside cuz “is annoying and dangerous”, not playing with their phones cuz “is unhealthy and dangerous”.

    What the hell should they do then?!

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      A lot of people just hate kids. It’s a big problem

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      I remember quite a few adults telling me that children should be seen, not heard when I was little. It was popular and sucked.

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        My ex step mom (may she rest in piss) favorite saying. She said that shit all the time.

        Few others I don’t hate people, I hate their actions. (She had a lot of hate)

        Actions Speak Louder then Words (only good saying I took from her)

        She would say these things at least once a day. But always hated the seen but not heard one. Because I was an active kid and couldn’t be ignored.

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          You have my sympathies.

          Id offer you a hug but im too irony poisoned to figure out hiw to write the offer in such a way that it doesnt come off as mocking.

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            No need she died last month and apparently was just as hateful at the end as she was in lif. So no big loss.

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        So there was this…what do you call it, lady who was very annoyed at any noise ever. Once she pulled a kitchen knife at us. Well well would you know that all parents and grandmas pulled legal action against that.

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        never heard this one but its the sort of thing that would get me to hide out of pure unadultered spit.

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      Build a nuke in the backyard, obviously

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        The reference: nuclear Boy Scout

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          Thanks, never knew about that guy. Wow.

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      They want them to go toil in the mines

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        Does that count as playing outside?

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          We do more mountain top removal than underground mining these days.

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            So fresh air and sunshine! Seems like perfectly good leisure to me!

            /s

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      Die, i think, given our position on climate change. Kids shoukd die,

      We should all collectively commit suicide, and these damn kids should shut the fuck up while we do.

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      Invest in real estate.

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      Get a job

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        The real answer.

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