Tucker wants to bottom for ol Pete.
So based upon the principles of them always projecting, I guess this means Tucker Carlson is fake straight.
Is that because Tucker would know?
Fuchole Tucker has all the answers and knowledge on gay sex.
“Where is it? How can I have some?”
Sounds like Tucker wants some new gooning material.
Tucker’s wants sex with Buttigieg, adorable.
Tucker, secretly gay, needs some advice on gay sex. Smart move fucker! No one sees through your cover.
Tucker Carlson is a little bitch.
He should take it up the ass (again) for journalistic integrity. The last time was in Moscow.
The only thing Tucker Carlson deserves is an inescapable pit of sewage to starve to death in.
Tucker has claimed multiple times at least since last year that Pete is actually straight. All because of his Gay Producer seemingly being the decider of who is and isn’t gay. I wouldn’t be surprised if either the Producer is just pulling it out of his ass, or he heard Pete might have dated women before coming out in 2015 so just assumes that means he couldn’t be gay. Cause obviously there’s no such thing as being in denial. That Producer might be experiencing a real Gold Star Lesbian thought process.
Either way, Tucker only knows anything about sex as a gay person because he’s had sex with that demon (obviously an incubus) that supposedly scratched him last year. They were love scratches.
Tucker is a Demon Fucker. Pass it on.
Tucker thinks about gay sex more than most gay men.
just imagine his bowtie spinning whenever he gets ‘flustered’.
“This is the way.”
Shall we conclude that Pete turned down Tucker’s advances
Tucker was simply fake hitting on Pete to test if Pete was truly gay or not, obviously.
Tucker: Pete wouldn’t let me stuck his dick. Definitely not gay.
Tucker truly is a penetrative journalist.
Balls didn’t touch, thus not gay
Wait. This isn’t the Onion?
wow, Pete’s turn getting his skull measured came sooner than I thought. I thought they’d get rid of the racial minorities first
So Carlson thinks he needs to take Pete for a test drive to verify his bona fides?
I doubt if Buttigieg would have an interest in such an ordeal.
Oh yeah? Well if you’re so gay then why can’t I suck your girthy dick?
– Tucker “The Sucker (Throat Goat)” Carlson
