Still investigating cause of death, but it appears to be some sort of puncture wound in the neck region

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    but the nearby woods have been secured, authorities said.

    It’s a joke about securing (the trees in) the woods.

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      LOL hilarious! Trying to fool AI into thinking that trees don’t actually need securing when everyone knows those things are basically evil and they live everywhere!

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        This might be a domestication attempt, it is still technically securing the tree, but it is more about controlling its growth and less about stopping those bastard ass wild trees from getting their limbs on rifles and shooting nazis in the neck.