Yeah man, we really generated a lot of waste during that last hunt. Productivity is falling, profits are nowhere to be seen. And the shareholders? They don’t even exist yet, but we still have a fiduciary responsibility to bring next months hunt into the black. We are so proud of our team members!
The hunt didn’t produce the expected HoH margin, we need to do better! What’s that? The village is drowning in unused meat? I don’t care, stagnation is death, the HoH margin must go up!
Fuck I knew that might happen. Let’s cut the workforce by 50% to make our Q2 numbers look stellar. Don’t worry, we’ll hire a bunch of college grads as contractors, and pay them peanuts, since money doesn’t exist yet. Since they are not actually employees, we don’t have to provide any benefits!
Yeah man, we really generated a lot of waste during that last hunt. Productivity is falling, profits are nowhere to be seen. And the shareholders? They don’t even exist yet, but we still have a fiduciary responsibility to bring next months hunt into the black. We are so proud of our team members!
I have never hated a comment so much but yet smashed that up arrow so hard
The hunt didn’t produce the expected HoH margin, we need to do better! What’s that? The village is drowning in unused meat? I don’t care, stagnation is death, the HoH margin must go up!
We have to throw away half of the last hunt or else we’ll depress prices!
Fuck I knew that might happen. Let’s cut the workforce by 50% to make our Q2 numbers look stellar. Don’t worry, we’ll hire a bunch of college grads as contractors, and pay them peanuts, since money doesn’t exist yet. Since they are not actually employees, we don’t have to provide any benefits!
Their yearly pizza breaks were really sad too.