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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago
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  • ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    Sent this to my dad.

    • HowAbt2day@futurology.today
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      Dad’s friends on Facebook are gonna love it.

      • ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world
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        He’s wise enough to avoid all social media. His friends are baggers at the grocery store and his children.

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    Updoot for making my husband roll his eyes and say “oh god”

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    I shouldn’t be laughing this hard when I don’t even have kids.

  • Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works
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    Cheetah, what seems like an apex predator but is actually close to extinction.

    Crab, the magnum opus of evolution.

    The result will only be cheetah like for a few generations until it reaches perfection once more

    • burritosdontexist2@lemmy.world
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      A spotted crab that goes backward real fast yay

  • Lifter@discuss.tchncs.de
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    What’s with the watermark?

    • The Picard Maneuver@piefed.worldOP
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      I didn’t make this. Whoever this “Riker’s Beard” person is, they must be pretty active because I see their watermarked memes all over.

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    Can’t see the image, mind if someone gives it a re-host?

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      • Gonzako@lemmy.world
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        OK that’s a good one!

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    That joke is so old, but mentally hearing it with Data’s elocution made it brand new again for a moment.

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      I can’t find an earlier source than Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca a couple of months ago. There’s just been a lot of reposters lately on here claiming their niche.

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        If you search for the text of the joke, you should find it from like, I don’t know, the 80s, the 90s, something like that. I mean, the joke’s gotta be 30 or 40 years old at the very least.

        The new spin on it was having Data tell the joke, in my opinion.

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