While you were busy volunteering to be Britain’s cannon fodder, Americans were busy making sure both wars actually ended in victory because, let’s be real, you weren’t exactly going storm Berlin alone. Seriously, though, imagine being proud about getting drafted into the meat grinder of WWI for a king you don’t even want to answer to in the first place.

And sure, yeah, you didn’t vote for a fucking insane shaved orangutan who shits himself daily. But you also have a government so limp-dicked and ineffectual that your PM could literally blackface his way through half a dozen scandals and still keep his job.

So yeah, Muppet, keep patting yourself on the back for being “better” while your entire national identity is just “not being the U.S.”.