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I been benefiting form my parents panic buying a stash of toilet paper.
This is not a flex. This is a statement on how much of a selfish asshole you are.
Let’s hope it isn’t actually a sign of how infrequently they wash their hands.
It’s either or and it’s no good nope
I wish I had the storage space for that.
I keep a surplus supply of just about everything my family regularly uses, sometimes up to five-years.
The thing is, I don’t buy it all at once. I build it up over time so I don’t clean out a store and make things hard for other people.
It’s not just for emergencies, either. I have had things I rely on mysteriously go out of stock or become very hard to get for a few months then things go back to normal. During that time I was just eating into my supply instead of stressing that I couldn’t find any.
These are the dipshits that caused the “supply problems”
The guy in front of me at the checkout had his cart full of toilet paper. Jokingly, I asked him if COVID is coming back. He laughed and told me it’s for his companies’ office.
I bought a house in 2019 and my partner and I had a running gag where we’d buy a family size roll of TP at bjs every time we went.
It was really more I kept doing it and they kept getting more and more annoyed about it, and I kept laughing because I’m generally a terrible partner lmao.
Long story short when Covid came around we were set already.
Somebody has to draw the short straw.
Next up: toilet paper
During covid I wrote up plans to make my own toilet paper micro-factory with old washing machines, dryers, and wood pulp. It never came to that, but I had a pretty solid setup planned
Americans will do anything but use a bidet.
I still have hand sanitizer I use that I bought on clearance at the end of the pandemic when they realized they made wayyyy too much.
I was so confused the first time I tried to buy paper towels at Costco and couldn’t find them. I asked a worker and he said “Oh honey. You need to be here when we open on Wednesdays to get those!”
