• Stabbitha@lemmy.world
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      2 days ago

      I’ve worked fast food, my kid currently works at McDs. Under no circumstances is there an entire bag worth of chicken nuggets cooked and sitting in the warmer ready to go. Chicken gets cooked to order.

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      3 days ago

      I mean there’s a reason you can’t take most stories like this at face value on the internet. Or in the coffee room

      • AnarchistArtificer@lemmy.world
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        3 days ago

        Yeah, but I often like to headcanon them as real, because it’s more fun that way. It’s low stakes, not too implausible, and it makes me happy to imagine, so I like choosing to take it at face value.

    • YeahIgotskills2@lemmy.world
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      4 days ago

      Nothing happens at all…

      (This is probably a way too obscure and dated reference to a popular song by a Scottish band from the 90s that nobody on Lemmy will know, but what the hell)

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        3 days ago

        Your piggyback on that meme ironically created an instance of the “you probably haven’t heard of them” one