his home is a midscale restaurant pretending to be fancy?

This picture is brimming with “Beavis and Butthead” energy.

Of all the ways to hold a book that is definitely one of the ones that says you are illiterate.

Meth-laced newports and Natty Ice?

That’s Kid Rock now? What the fuck he turned into Jeff Foxworthy.

I’ve heard that Kid Rock’s habits are “mandatory”.

(If you get that, I’m very sorry.)

Kid Rock shows off his entire library alongside RFK Jr.

I remember Steve-O telling a story about partying with Kid Rock. Dude dumped out a mountain of cocaine on a grand piano and said “we’ll just chip away at it”.

I’m guessing this meeting went along those lines.

RFK is looking up to Kid Rocks “healthy” habits.

RFK is looking up to Kid Rocks “healthy” habits.

I’m calling in a welfare check on everyone who works for The Onion.

This timeline is post-satire. I wouldn’t be surprised if The Onion considered closing shop lately

Sugar-free Jagerbombs

RFK looks like he forgot to take the last person’s skin out of those clothes before he put them on.

Kid rock looks like – well let’s be real, that’s the first book he’s ever held.

Of course Kid Rock would mount a TV above the fireplace.

Quality time with underage ladies?

sprinting with a reciprocating saw in one hand, a catalytic converter in the other.