i will not apologize for saying that looks like a sex position
My best friends Brandon and Jonathan discovered they were pretty good at this while they were in the restroom at the Handy Down Bar and they’re celebrating their 3 week anniversary next Friday! So, it DOES happen more often than you think.
I think you know.
Probably like this
“Bro you wanna do butt stuff but on ice going really fast in front if everyone?”
Prolly like that
r/brandnewsentence
Checks out
“Please don’t pop a boner, please oh please god no!”
Or maybe do?
Speed boner!
Geeze, who do you think these guys are, ski jumpers?
They gotta go half chub or it won’t make the suit bigger.
where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons.
Lol, I definitely did not fully appreciate this when watching as a teen. Hilarious.
Mr Evil?
That’s Doctor Evil to you.
Pretty standard, really
I watched a comedian say that you could force a guy onto one of those things and he could probably win an involuntary gold medal
Craig: “What are we doing again?”
Mark: “We need to practice our luge doubles.”
Craig: “…”
Mark: “So I’m gonna need you to lie down on top of me.”
Craig: “Mark, this is a couch.”
Mark: “It’s just practice. We don’t have to be moving.”
Craig: “Mark, you asked me over to watch football.”
Mark (turns on football game): “Now come over here.”
I’m like 97% sure that this sport started on a dare.
Just two bros, nuts to butts, at breakneck speeds.
Well I’m sold
I’m surprised that even needed clarification. Like, we’re not watching a couple of red pandas in M1 Abrams playing water polo with telephone poles, what the fuck about that picture is baffling to you?
My only question is how terrifying is it being the top in this scenario? Looks precarious at best.
At least on top you can see where you’re going.
At only the most incredibly uncomfortable neck angle.
I’d imagine that when your forward velocity is that great, your desire to not become human luge paint is generally such that you can eat charcoal and produce only the finest of Tiffany cuff links. Not sure what that says about the Lego brick below you, but they made their choice.
Me: “It’s the hot dog luge”
Wife: “What? Why?”
Me: “Weiner rests in the split of the buns”
Wife:
You start off with a bit of spooning and before you know it you are in the winter Olympics.
:: halfway down the run ::
Top: Ok, you know, that’s making it really hard to concentrate.
Bottom: Well if you would not bounce us around so much…
I have cackled loudly and now I need to explain why to my children.
Thank you.
“think of it as an extra safety restraint”
Top/Bottom in which sense?
