I’m confused. Do you mean that you’ve never accidentally farted or are you saying that we should all try to intentionally intensify our farts and own it?
If you fart intentionally when you go to the toilet (or a place of your choosing), then you won’t have as much gas left inside to have accidental farts at other times.
I’m confused. Do you mean that you’ve never accidentally farted or are you saying that we should all try to intentionally intensify our farts and own it?
If you fart intentionally when you go to the toilet (or a place of your choosing), then you won’t have as much gas left inside to have accidental farts at other times.
Interesting theory, except that if you can fart on command then you probably won’t have to worry about accidentally farting.
This is a logical fallacy. Just because I can will it to happen does not mean I can will it not to.
Indeed my good person, now that we have proven that fart accidents are real, let’s go back to farting and blaming it in the dog
Owning up to your own farts proudly is how one discovers true power.
Blaming the dog is to hide behind a falsehood, in fear of the truth.
The truth is, I farted, and it’s real nasty, and I’m real proud of it. I own this, such that none may wield it against me.