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fart it until you make it
Now playing The Killers - Smile Like You Mean It
Shart like you meant to.
lay down, put your ass in the air and let it trumpet.
Well now I have to change my fucking underwear
Maybe a shower?
What, am I meeting the Pope or something?
Carlin: “I think I’ll do a little reading in the closet today.”
I had a coworker once who called it the library.
Oh I have. I have, I do, and I will.
This is a shitpost for a reason
It’s my morning alarm
Ahhhh! That felt goooood!
Now pardon me while I go change my undies.
You mean all those other farts were LIES?!
There is nothing worse than a disingenuous fart
My God…that fart was truly Presidential.
Jesus fucking CHRIST.
Oh that? That’s just a normal day in the life of Diaper Don. He don’t care, he’ll just have one of his sycophants slurp it up for him.
oh its taco tuesday, you KNOW i mean it
never trust a fart
A fart has never lied to me, why wouldn’t I?
Always do!
