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A few months ago, we were at a supermarket with my mom, buying some stuff.

My mom needed an antiperspirant. When she was about to grab a black one, I heard a guy “helpfully” telling her that she was grabbing one “For Men™”, that the ones “For Women™” were the pink ones.

I immediately looked at the guy like “lol what, who asked”.

(My mom uses “men’s” antiperspirants because she doesn’t care about that, and they are usually cheaper than “women’s”)

  • Hond@piefed.socialEnglish
    651·
    19 hours ago

    Cool sport rush smells like mint. The bottle is black and the sticker has a wave of some sorts printed on it(the added surfer is optional). The gel is blue if its a fancier brand.

    You buy it because you are doing sports but manly and sweat really manly. Only a cool sport rush can help against that. Its pretty obvious idk

    edit: the bottle can be dark blue with silver applications on the sticker too! ngl this shit is more complex than i thought!

    • Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
      6·
      14 hours ago

      Make sure that your micro plastic shower puff is blue, black, or silver.

      Wouldn’t want your rubber ducky collection think you were gay.

      • Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
        3·
        9 hours ago

        It’s for racing cyclists. There’s nothing more aero than legs and face shaved with sports shaving cream.

      • Hond@piefed.socialEnglish
        27·
        18 hours ago

        Uuuh,

        probably because it isnt really that manly to shave anything but your face. But if its done for sports its even manlier.

        dont @ me. I dont make the rules.