• I_Jedi@lemmy.today
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    16 hours ago

    “You ever fired a blaster at a living target?”

    “Hahaha! All the time! I was the top womp rat hunter in my unit.”

    “No, I mean a sentient being. Something that could shoot back.”

    “No, I guess I never have.”

    “You must be joking. How long has it been since you graduated?”

    “Over a year.”

    “What have you been doing all this time, looking the other way?”

    -Jedi Outcast Stormtrooper/Officer conversation