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minus-squarerafoix@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21arrow-down1·edit-212 hours agoEvery week the wealthiest person must be sacrificed to our lord and savior Mars. In the event that multiple people have the same amount of wealth they all must be sacrificed. Also, shell companies are punishable by death. Helping the wealthy hide their wealth is also punishable by death. Forbes Mars is pretty much a list of godly sacrifices.
minus-squarebiggerbogboy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 hours agoWhat kind of sacrifice we talking? Like railgun them into space? Maybe throw them off Olympus mons?
minus-squarePunnyName@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 hours agoCould go the Futurama route: https://youtu.be/0kJEX5GTxJc
Every week the wealthiest person must be sacrificed to our lord and savior Mars.
In the event that multiple people have the same amount of wealth they all must be sacrificed.
Also, shell companies are punishable by death. Helping the wealthy hide their wealth is also punishable by death.
Forbes Mars is pretty much a list of godly sacrifices.
What kind of sacrifice we talking? Like railgun them into space? Maybe throw them off Olympus mons?
Could go the Futurama route: https://youtu.be/0kJEX5GTxJc