So I threw some stones into a bowl of old boston tea leaves soaked in essential oils, boiled in a hand carved Amethyst geode bowl over burning piles of sage and dried aged red oak shavings for 6 hours under the red moon and it said about 5 to 15 years minimum.

This a biggerton ouncerton update?

2040-2041, give or take.

I’m not even kidding.

For a ~25yo male in the US I believe the median is 50 more years

I remember when people said that twitter screenshots aren’t memes. Now we look at screencaps from the brainrot apps and it’s somehow supposed to be funny

You gotta make it pass

Here’s your eta: η

“Well, you see, it did. You just didn’t notice because its passing was overshadowed by the veritable tsunami of shit that replaced it. Take heart though! That too shall pa- Oh, look! Another one coming in!”

It will pass when the left overcomes our internal differences and works together to fight the fascists instead of each other.

Soon.

Sure, let me just estimate your remaining lifespan and get back to you on that.

Like a kidney stone.

On a real note, that phrase is not about what’s happening around you, but how you feel about it.

“Accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.”

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Only if you get that ugly caterpillar off your face dude.