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violet08@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

happy international womens day💜

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happy international womens day💜

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violet08@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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    Bro, talk to her about getting a Fleshlight. That way you both win. She won’t feel guilty and both of you pleasure each other.

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      If it even touches the bed, I’ll burn it with fire!

      nsfw

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        Most cursed travel mug

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          It is like kissing your coffee!

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            I’m not sure if a straw would make it better. French kissing your coffee out of it would DEFINITELY make it worse.

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              Just pretend to be a bird!

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                Be sure to fill it with pea soup!

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                  Sorry, I’m back. I was just vomiting real quick. Where have we been? Oh yeah, that comment here 🤢

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        I’m just going to lightly touch on this by saying my lips surely look better than those.

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        Sexy

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