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JohnWorks@sh.itjust.works to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 22 hours ago

Anon didn't like the loot

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Anon didn't like the loot

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JohnWorks@sh.itjust.works to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 22 hours ago
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    19 hours ago

    A paragraph and a half in, and my brain urinated on itself. I saw words, but few of them made sense. Not to say the greentext wasn’t good. I’m just an old Gen X, unfamiliar with the way the kids talk these days.

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      Bro I have to thank you for making me laugh irl, a brain urinating on itself. I nearly spat out my drink

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      It’s about a Nintendo called Elden Ring.

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        Ohh is that on the Microsoft Nintendo or the Sony Nintendo?

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          I believe it’s the one that you plug in the telly

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            Are you some kind of tech-whizz?

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              I am, thanks for noticing ! Even have the little pointy hat and all

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          How would I know? My grandkids play on that damn thing!

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      It’s about how some video games do this thing where the lore is barely explained in cryptic sentences by the few characters, and basically you need an online wiki to understand anything about the story of the game.

      The games most gilty of this are the fark souls franchise. Good games, but I hate this kind of lore.

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        Great for ludonarrative harmony, but absolute ass for being an adult with responsibilities and understanding what’s going on

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      Same but Gen Y

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