Sorry, satire is broken these days, is this real or a joke?
I’m hoping it’s fake because I fear if it were real it would be spelled Straight
Woohoo, USA is now renamed Gay of America :3
Gotta take out the gh (gay hentai?) to make it really really strait.
It was discussed (“joked about”) by officials shortly after proclaiming the gulf had a new name, so I’m not filing this under satire even if it’s a doctored image.
No one knows
I came to the comments to ask the same thing 🫠
I haven’t found anything about it after a quick search, but there’s still time to be disappointed
Get the sharpie out
The United Straits of America
*The uNazied Straits of america
Trump doesn’t know what a strait is, this is fake guys!!
Well obviously it’s the opposite of a gay
Why stop there? Just dig up the entire semi-peninsula there and make the strait STRAIGHT AGAIN
Sounds like a good idea to me, it shouldn’t be under control of a country that isn’t strong enough to defend itself without blocking it every 8 years, this isn’t about them at this point, say what you will about the ethics of the war they should not be in a position that they have to make that choice they are one small nation that is effected by it.
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they should not be in a position that they have to make that choice
I actually agree with this. They shouldn’t have to do this, but have to because they’re being attacked by much more powerful countries, and this is one of the only ways they can strike back that can directly impact and influence average Americans.
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