Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 16 hours agoReporting an absenceslrpnk.netimagemessage-square49linkfedilinkarrow-up1591arrow-down11
arrow-up1590arrow-down1imageReporting an absenceslrpnk.netTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 16 hours agomessage-square49linkfedilink
minus-squarehumorlessrepost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up50arrow-down1·9 hours agoThis is the US. If OP is white, he’d get arrested and jailed for a day for obstruction until a judge throws it out. If brown, he’d be added to ICE’s hit list. If black, he’d be shot.
minus-squaremusubibreakfast@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·6 hours agoBest bet would be to disguise yourself as a dog and start humping their legs
minus-squarefinallymadeanaccount@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·5 hours agoNot a good idea. Police shoot dogs for fun. Y’know … “The labrador wagged its tail at me! I feared for my life!”
This is the US. If OP is white, he’d get arrested and jailed for a day for obstruction until a judge throws it out. If brown, he’d be added to ICE’s hit list. If black, he’d be shot.
Best bet would be to disguise yourself as a dog and start humping their legs
Not a good idea. Police shoot dogs for fun. Y’know … “The labrador wagged its tail at me! I feared for my life!”