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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 20 hours ago

Do I have to? Ok, fine...

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 20 hours ago
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  • night_petal@piefed.social
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    10 hours ago

    This is a real character. She shits ice cream.

  • NatakuNox@lemmy.world
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    11 hours ago

    Have to? Mother Fucker you GET to! Now Drop’um…

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    16 hours ago

    Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead. Here is a description of the content: It doesn't matter, it's for my ass

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      Such a hilarious movie! Perfect reference, A+.

      For those unfamiliar, this is Evolution (2001). Go watch it.

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        Before I commit, is there a similar movie that would help decide if it’s my thing? The reason I’m asking:

        Evolution received mixed-to-negative reviews from film critics with criticism for its storyline, screenplay and pacing; however, the performances of the cast received minor praise.

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolution_(2001_film)

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          Evolution is a popcorn movie. Go into it with no expectations, take it at surface value, and have a good time. If you’re trying to analyze things or look for deeper meaning, there’s nothing there. If you want a 90min long meme, you’re in the right spot.

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        I quote this scene so often, one of the funniest. Hilarious movie.

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    If anyone’s curious what happened to the translation here, the original Russian is abbreviated — the full phrase would be «мороженое в ассортименте» (ice cream in assortment) — but they abbreviated assortment and Russian doesn’t have articles so they use them when you wouldn’t expect. Also, this is most likely eastern Ukraine because they quote the prices in both hryvnia and roubles.

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      «гр.» is for grams

      • CombatWombat@feddit.online
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        Oh of course🤦‍♂️

        I was wondering when in the world that exchange rate would make sense. That’s definitely correct.

    • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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      Thank you, I was going to post an explanation but then I got lazy and didn’t.

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    Alex Horne from Taskmaster, sitting on a cream cake with his bare backside

    The face of a man who has tried this dish

    • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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      Alex Horn is UK’s national treasure.

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    Icecream in the ass
    It really is a blast
    Thats why I do it last
    And shove an icecream in my ass

    • The Real King Gordon@lemmy.world
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      Pure poetry.

    • Skanky@lemmy.world
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      Taking over the legacy of Shel Silverstein I see. Keep it going!

  • Deacon@lemmy.world
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    Do they have brownie brittle?

  • Affine Connection@lemmy.world
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    It still does not compare to the worst brainfreezes.

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    In the ass seems like a bad idea. On the ass, then thoroughly licked clean, sounds like a great date.

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    There’s probably someone out there with a very niche kink that thinks ice cream shoved up their gravy ring would be arousing

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      If cake farts exist, then anything is possible.

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        I can’t even imagine what a cake fart is. And I am happy not looking it up

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          I looked for you. It’s literally what it says on the tin. Sit on a cake, nude, and fart. SMDH.

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            Ok … do they eat the cake after?

            Or … do we inspect the icing ripples?

            I feel like I wanna see it done in jello or ballistic gel under slow motion camera.

            But … nothing sexual, let’s make a competition out of it somehow.

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          You really should look it up, because of the OG shock sites, cakefarts is the least disgusting and most funny. A bonafide internet classic.

          “Know what I like the most… cake farts”

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      Is there a downstairs equivalent of brain freeze?

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      Seems like you are implying that it wouldn’t be? Never got a little curious looking at a popsicle?

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      Don’t pooh-pooh the idea unless you’ve tried it. It’s pretty cool.

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    Pointless red box

    • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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      A lot of restaurants do this to draw attention to their specials.

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    I’m gonna guess that it’s durian ice cream.

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    Asscream

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