How American doctors unheal you when the credit card declines
This must be a veterinarian playset.
Wow hahaha, true true
Sure, the multiple guns are stealing the show, but what’s with the 2 ducks and 2 bowling pins? (And everything else besides that is pretty much just dentist stuff, not general purpose doctoring.)
Perhaps they were thinking of an American doctor.
The bowling pins are for hitting the patient on the head because that’s the only anesthesia they can afford. The ducks are the little birdies circling the patient’s head after the anesthetic bludgeoning has been administered.
The first gun is there because America and the second gun is so you can double-tap the patient in case you suspect they might be an immigrant.
Looks like balls can be fired by the guns. And the ducks and pins are targets. And the rest is dentist stuff.
The balls are there so you can act out fun choking scenarios with your 3 year old kid.
Oh, good. I was worried the balls were one of those butt rip cord starters.
Literally just “Take whatever we have, and call it a doctor playset” lol
Those are prosthetics to up your Operation game. No longer just taking stuff out, now you gotta put stuff back!
Doctor: “Quick nurse, get me my kit!”
Nurse:
It’s for putting down patients that die and turn into zombies.
Anyways, that’s how I lost my medical license
Glocktor
I’m guessing they are antivax.
Need one shot or two?
“I need something to heal”
That’s Loid Forger’s kit, obviously.
No grip safety, literally unplayable.
Ah, the euthanasia gun, my favorite medical device.
Isn’t every gun a euthanasia gun??
This is a gun made specifically for euthanasia, and is usable in highly sterile environments.
It needs to be easily sanitised so the patient doesn’t get an infection
This is Tactical Breach Wizards lore, I’m certain
