because it’s gay
Now I’ll never unsee the anal poker
And the island in the middle will be called the devils threeway.
Or the Hormuzzy
HormUwUz
Lmao did you just cut Abu Dhabi and the rest of UAE away to make the joke
where? i just see water
Who?
Took a few bombs but it worked
Operation Plowshare let’s goooooo
I think he just did
The Gay of Hormuz is straighter than the Strait of Hormuz
Its straight to be gay.
*It’s
It’s also Hip to be square! or at least it used to be 🤷🏻
what the FOCK bees
i’m kind of scared to ask marvin what he thinks about this
A leg is?
Ironic, ain’t it?
Don’t you think? A little toooo ironic? Yeah I really do think.
Just like their leader.
They’re a bunch of Hormuzphobes.
It’s woke.
And haram!
It’s dry.
Sailors on the Gay of Hormuz always bring lube.
Those names should be switched. The little island looks like a butt plug going into a spread butthole…in the straight of Hormuz
Straight men have prostates too
some straight men have prostates. prostate cancer is a juicy killer. remember to finger your bootyhole often to check for one of many bootyhole diseases.
crooked of hormuz.
Oh! I know this one! They’re stupid?
Correct!
Their boats are too wet to go that way
And with that one simple move, you removed whatever little stability was left in the region
Congratulations, you’re now responsible for the roughly Middle East shaped radioactive hole in the globe.
Neat!
camera flash

I really want to see the picture.
you kind of can on the screen. it’s a damn good selfie.
Nah, that’s the Fake of Hormuz
No that’s the Alternative of Hormuz















