Yeah, we switched from tea to coffee in a deeply ironic way (tea can be grown in decent chunks of the continental 48, most notably the Carolinas and the pnw) over tariffs, but we’re hooked on the dark brown and it requires tropical mountains to grow, no ifs, ands, or buts. It can handle the diversity of its native Ethiopia to such far off lands as Indonesia, Colombia, and Kona, but you’re never having a nice mug of that blue mountain brew nor are you getting roused by a cup of Rainier. Not even the mountains outside San Diego can grow it. In other words, we’re addicts who are pissing off our dealers as our government doesn’t notice they’re taxing that from us.
Yeah, we switched from tea to coffee in a deeply ironic way (tea can be grown in decent chunks of the continental 48, most notably the Carolinas and the pnw) over tariffs, but we’re hooked on the dark brown and it requires tropical mountains to grow, no ifs, ands, or buts. It can handle the diversity of its native Ethiopia to such far off lands as Indonesia, Colombia, and Kona, but you’re never having a nice mug of that blue mountain brew nor are you getting roused by a cup of Rainier. Not even the mountains outside San Diego can grow it. In other words, we’re addicts who are pissing off our dealers as our government doesn’t notice they’re taxing that from us.