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calango@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 8 hours ago

Why are you crying, Windows user?

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Why are you crying, Windows user?

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calango@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 8 hours ago
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  • nao@sh.itjust.works
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    Why are you crying, Windows user?

    Same reason as everyone else who waited to upgrade.

  • cally [he/they]@pawb.social
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    Meme portraying a small cat sitting on a large beige couch, the couch is captioned: "the 8GB of DDR3 RAM in my minecraft server" and the cat is captioned "Alpine Linux"

    • altphoto@lemmy.today
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      I see what you did there.

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    I have 32 gigs and Windows 10 doesn’t actually use too much RAM. Around 4 GB, but still quite a lot. Still nothing to how much free RAM I have though.

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    Laughs in one year old 128GB RAM on fedora Linux.

    • Electricd@lemmybefree.net
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      Running AI locally?

      • Mihies@programming.dev
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        Nope. Running a windows guest for legacy development (50GB for few bigger visual studio projects and other related apps) then Rider, Android Studio, IntelliJ, podman and other apps native on Linux, often switching between them. 128GB is a bit much even for this, but it is never bad to have same free space just in case. The only downside is that I bought 4 DDR5 modules only to later find out that they put a break on speed as AMD really prefers 2 of them.

  • irelephant [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    just wait until you need to edit some xml in android studio

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    The way it should be. If it were Windows you’d have a massive bloated fat cat that can’t breathe taking up almost the entire sofa.

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      It would make Garfield look like an Olympic cathlete in compurrison.

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    The rest of the couch is my podman services

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      The rest of the couch is my podman services

      as everything should be

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    elon musk inherited an emerald minefrom his father, but your child will inherit 32 full gigabytes of ram

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    all that ram is for my many virtual machines i planned to run and never did because i didn’t actually get any practical use out of them

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      deleted by creator

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      Containerize everything

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        Unfortunately I can’t run windows 7 in a docker container for the lickable aero theme and nostalgia. The KDE aero themes just don’t feel the same either. Lots of subtle things missing.

        • Infinite@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Actually…

          https://github.com/dockur/windows

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            holy shit

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              wait a minute this docker container is just running qemu and a web-based vnc client >:/

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      There’s still time.

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    Meanwhile, the latest macOS update took away 20% of my battery life and added 15% of ram usage, just because, while the battery life of my Linux laptop is actually getting better with updates.

    • calango@programming.devOP
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      amen brother

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    And here I am with a budget 12 GB RAM phone, that will turn out to be flagship tier due to the RAM crisis. Holy fuck.

    We were so spoiled, we didn’t even know what we had.

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    if the cat was a windows 11 system he’d be so big he consumed the entire couch

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    I’m going to stack as many Arch VMs as I can inside each other, on top of my btw existing Arch.

    Babushka Arch

    (I’ll just wait a few days until the new Arch iso drops and becomes stable enough)

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    Now launch one (1) web browser and watch an elephant drop on your sofa.

    The OS is no longer relevant to memory usage, really, not in the way it used to be. The amount of memory required for a usable desktop is peanuts compared to the amount required to run a few web-apps.

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      One of the many reasons why we need a new and better browser without all the bloat.

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        That’s half the problem, the sites are the other.

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          And the third half is bad math

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            The fourth half is caching

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              The fifth is your mom.

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        I am skeptical that the browser is the problem.

        • altkey (he\him)@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Well, no, but the amount of browser-based apps due to their convinience in development is stupid.

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    IntelliJ has entered the chat.

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