The GOP lawmaker has missed about 50 roll call votes, and colleagues have not heard from him, Politico reports.
Rep. Tom Kean Jr. (R-N.J.) has vanished from Capitol Hill, and colleagues have not heard from the two-term congressman who lasted voted on March 5, Politico reported Wednesday.
Kean’s team told the outlet he has unspecified health issues, but even fellow Republicans in the New Jersey delegation have been unable to reach him, the outlet noted.
GOP Reps. Jeff Van Drew and Chris Smith have reached out to Kean to check on his welfare, only to be met with “radio silence,” Van Drew said. Ditto for Republicans in the New York delegation, Politico wrote.
Probable dead from auto-erotic asphyxiation, in a leather gimp suit, hanging in a wardrobe.
They’re gonna find his mummified corpse locked in his attic or something.
Hair transplant?
Is the GOP about to go all ‘Weekend At Bernies’ on this guy?
Least destructive republican.
He’s probably just hiking the Appalachian trail, starting at the Argentinian end.
That’s the one in a hotel in Virginia, right?
Dude is probably dead and they just won’t tell anyone to retain power.
If he was dead it would be news. He’s the latest in a long line of nepo babies. My guess is rehab, or something else damaging that rich people are used to burying.
Didn’t they find one senator from the south or something in a memory care facility?
Congresswoman from the Dallas area, yeah
With any luck, he fell down a well and has been surviving on bugs.
And with just a bit more luck, that is where he will remain.
Sending him well-wishes.
I wish I could feel the same ( *throws quarter in well ) but unfortunately I need the closure of a special election to replace him.
Kean consultant Harrison Neely told the site that Kean “will be back on a regular full schedule very soon.” Union County GOP Chair Carlos Santos said, “I don’t even know the truth myself,” yet indicated he was texting with Kean “and was told he’ll be fine.”
As one does/is.
And he will probably get re-elected simply because he has the magic ® next to his name.
He got elected because his father was one of the more respected governors New Jersey had, and he was using those coattails. :(
Last election was pretty close.

A New Jersey political figure is missing?
Is it Thursday already?
Was he last seen with Kash Patel? Could just be on a bender.
He’s just hiking the Appalachian trail, no biggie.









