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Godric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 hours ago

This is the one and only time I want the opinion of a .ml user!

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This is the one and only time I want the opinion of a .ml user!

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Godric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 hours ago
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  • NahMarcas@lemmy.ml
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    A, you cut by cervical (weakest point), not dorsal (strongest point) plus you have later to move the head

  • GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world
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    B, if you wanna catch the head in the bucket below.

  • Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Would it matter? Outcome is the same

  • vanitasvanitatum@lemmy.world
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    Why would anyone want to execute Argentinosaurus?!

    • Sualtam@lemmus.org
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      Counter-revolutionary activity

      • Siethron@lemmy.world
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        It’s like they didn’t even read the question.

  • Dr. Moose@lemmy.world
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    slice it like a salami

  • finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world
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    Ask Kentucky for tips. They hanged (hung?) an elephant once because the trainer poked her infected tooth to move her along during a parade, and she killed him in a blinding rage of pain.

    • Holyginz@lemmy.world
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      Sounds like the trainer deserved what they got

      • CluckN@lemmy.world
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        Pshh, typical Big Elephant pushing their narrative.

  • ZMoney@lemmy.world
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    I would do the exact middle of the neck.

    • MousePotatoDoesStuff@piefed.social
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      Close enough. Welcome back, King Solomon

  • Ilixtze@lemmy.ml
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    ML’s (Monster Lovers) would not execute an Argentinasaurus. Too cute.

    • INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone
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      What if they enjoyed a free market?

      • Dr. Moose@lemmy.world
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        What if it was a proponent of elected democracy?

  • ToffeeIsForClosers@piefed.ca
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    A. Or he might end up like Mike the headless chicken and that might inspire a counter-revolutionary revolution.

    • GreenShimada@lemmy.world
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      A is the only correct answer. When you want to hold up the head to the cheering crowd filled with bloodlust, do you also want to lift 400kg of neck? lol, no.

      • potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world
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        I hope the head is still alive long enough to bite you.

        • GreenShimada@lemmy.world
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          Oh! I’ll need a dino-rabies shot! Good call.

  • Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip
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    I would not. I would rescue him and overthrow the government.

  • HikingVet@lemmy.ca
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    B. As it seems like there is less mass to get through.

    • KoboldCoterie@pawb.social
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      On the other hand, the platform isn’t large enough to support the body with B so there’s danger of it falling off or hurting people or whathaveyou. With A, you risk the head and neck falling down and hurting someone but the body, at least, is in a stable position.

      • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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        also it weights around 60-80tons, might be hard to even hoist it up to the guillotine.

        • MousePotatoDoesStuff@piefed.social
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          Why hoist it up?

          Make the platform shorter and have the dinosaur stand on the ground behind it.

  • Lumidaub@feddit.org
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    I wouldn’t. Poor baby (T_T)

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      You are a traitor to the revolution. Glory to Arstotzka!

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      He was in the Epstone Files.

      • Lumidaub@feddit.org
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        “DJT - couldnt get argentinasaurus fr weekkennd, bummer. fuckin goodytwosheos sasy not intrested. - best, JE”

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    OP was banned for this post.

  • altphoto@lemmy.today
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    I always measure from the base of the balls. I got that shirt “I’m big in Japan” it helps too.

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