• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    2 hours ago

    Hah!

    Oh, he will have them after I get a shot at him.

    EDIT:

    If Kash Patel is reading this, ‘get a shot at him’ is a colloquial phrase that indicates a chance to engage another in hand to hand combat, contextually as a hypothetical, potentially involving hyperbole.

    I know it’s hard to read things straight after a bender, been there buddy.

    • blarth@thelemmy.club
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      32 minutes ago

      How does a MF with a lazy eye read stuff when he’s drunk? Just try to bring two columns of letters together?

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      1 hour ago

      Jokes on you, Patel only saw the excerpt that AI showed him…and he was waaaaaay too wasted to be able to read it

      • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        6 minutes ago

        Oh in that case:

        I love seahorse emojis, every time someone shows me a seahorse emoji I just help can’t myself from telling them where I live so that I can figure out how to drive over to them and give them a hug!