I was just chewing on a Pen.
Penius… but it was a Bic pen and my name is Dick so, my friends call me Bicius Dickius.
Burritus of beefitus
Garlic Breadious
Half an hour and no upvotes on this great comment? What has this world come to when people aren’t upvoting Life of Brian gifs?
I wish my wife was named Biggus Dickius. For many reasons….
And I thought I had to post this… Thank you
Assius
@lietuva (Pussyus) and I, Fatcockius are going to the tavern, want to join us?
Bussius
Yourmomius
Dammit, I had the same idea! Apparently your mom was already taken. This woman is busy!
Sounds meaty
And moist too.
More commonly known as Pussius
Cuntius Assius
Vaginius
“He has a wife, you know… Do you know what she’s called?”
Not Virginius
Little Caesar’s Crazy Puffius
Anius
Croissantius 🥐
Chiliius
Gummi bearius
Tortillius
pizzaius
Pepperonius
Aaah! That’s where Biggus Dickus is coming from!
