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minus-squareT. Hex@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up98·19 days ago“I’ve never seen him take a shit,” Rubio replied. “On the contrary, the guy doesn’t even have a butthole.”
minus-squareBonsaiBoo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·19 days agoRubio asks everyone “would a guy with the biggest dick ever really even be able to sleep anyway?” Marco then held his hands two feet apart and nodded his head vigorously.
minus-squaremadcaesar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·19 days ago“And I would know! I’ve been licking his ass for years!” - Rubio added
minus-squarenymnympseudonym@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·19 days agoTrying to decide if I should vomit, fap, or both
minus-squarephutatorius@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-218 days agoWhen I was a teenager, my peers used to believe without evidence that if you were to shit, come and puke at the same time, you’d die. I didn’t really believe it, but never quite managed to get them all synched up so I could find out for sure.
minus-squareBarneyPiccolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up1·18 days agoUrban myth. You have to sneeze, too
minus-squarejeeva@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·18 days agoWithout the sneeze, it just takes a screenshot.
minus-squareapplebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·18 days agohe works so hard he burns up all the poop inside
minus-squareDragonAce@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·19 days agoThat’s because he does all his shitting in his diapers.
“I’ve never seen him take a shit,” Rubio replied. “On the contrary, the guy doesn’t even have a butthole.”
Rubio asks everyone “would a guy with the biggest dick ever really even be able to sleep anyway?” Marco then held his hands two feet apart and nodded his head vigorously.
“And I would know! I’ve been licking his ass for years!” - Rubio added
Trying to decide if I should vomit, fap, or both
When I was a teenager, my peers used to believe without evidence that if you were to shit, come and puke at the same time, you’d die.
I didn’t really believe it, but never quite managed to get them all synched up so I could find out for sure.
Urban myth. You have to sneeze, too
Without the sneeze, it just takes a screenshot.
he works so hard he burns up all the poop inside
That’s because he does all his shitting in his diapers.
Because he is the asshole.
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