Le pain!
This deserves more upvotes.
Oh wow, I’ve never seen a stabaguette before!
Bruchetti
Violence baguettes violence.
Remember this meme: “you mess with Ratatouille, you get Stabatouille”.
somebody brought the pain
The tweet is a lie, the photo is from a novelty shop (thx falcunculus@jlai.lu)
That’s sure to get a rise outta the police
It’s a bread knife.
A bread knife must have teeth
They never said it was a good bread knife.
Fair enough have a good day ahead.
Mmm, this one has got quite a sharp taste. I’ll take three.
the baguette outfit in clair obscur finally makes sense
It always made sense.
Baguette! Haa haarrr grr!
Baguette!
Add a gun and it’s a Bayoguette.
Why modify it? … a good hard crusty baguette is deadly enough. If you crack it just right, the sharp edges are hard enough to cut open skin and flesh.
A baguette becomes a lethal blunt instrument about 7 seconds after you buy it.
“The food here is…”
THWACK THWACK THWACK
“…weapons-grade.”
I know a guy that nearly lost its thumb because of a baguette. A piece of the crust stuck under its nail. He didn’t paid attention at first, but it begins to become infected and necrotic. Ended up in the hospital for surgery and antibiotics.
Never underestimate the baguette.
Shit, you get one with a good enough crust and it’ll club a motherfucker into the ground like a fence post.
Take two baguettes. Cut one in half and carve a slot inside of it. Carve the other with a protrusion in the form of a knife to go into the slot. Harden in the oven while using garlic butter with fine herbs to create a razor edge. Sharpen with a whetstone.
Then you can not only stab cops but soften it up in soup and eat the evidence.
mmmmm … radicalization and violence never sounded so delicious
Cop gets stabbed in the arm … ‘OH MY GOD, I’VE BEEN STABBED … ??? … ooooo, garlic butter!’
So you can dual wield.
Baguette.
Breaguette knife.
Akimbo
The one positive thing you could say about the bread products around him was that they were probably as edible now as they were on the day they were baked. Forged was a better term. Dwarf bread was made as a meal of last resort and also as a weapon
Somebody touch my baguette!
Wait til that “assault with a deli weapon” guy hears about this
hon hon homicide
Hon hon hon
