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minus-squareOldGrayDog@fedinsfw.applinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21arrow-down1·6 days agoWhen I went through boot camp many decades ago, my ti had a great saying about ifs, “if worms had machine guns then birds wouldn’t fuck with them”. One of the very few things I still remember from boot camp. Also release all the Epstein files.
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·6 days agoIf my grandmother had wheels, she’d be a bicycle.
minus-squareThebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·6 days agoAnd if a frog had wings he wouldn’t bump his ass when he hopped
minus-squaregrrgyle@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·6 days agoHonestly we probably have enough Epstein data to start getting to work
minus-squareVinegarChunks@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·6 days agoIf “ifs” and “buts” were candy and nuts, EVERY DAY would be Christmas. My 9th grade history teacher said this one time and I say it to my kids now.
When I went through boot camp many decades ago, my ti had a great saying about ifs, “if worms had machine guns then birds wouldn’t fuck with them”. One of the very few things I still remember from boot camp. Also release all the Epstein files.
If my grandmother had wheels, she’d be a bicycle.
And if a frog had wings he wouldn’t bump his ass when he hopped
Honestly we probably have enough Epstein data to start getting to work
If “ifs” and “buts” were candy and nuts, EVERY DAY would be Christmas.
My 9th grade history teacher said this one time and I say it to my kids now.
“…, yutz.”