i just want to justify my beard because like, this is how i am going, like my hair is turning white from the tip of my chin on up to the top of my head. if i had any hair on my head, like grumpa did i’m so jealous i look like him except bald i’m gonna be a silver fox in five years, it would be dark dark brown on top and silver on the beard. the last time i dyed was in high school and we all dyed our hair gold and our bodies blue and i called my doubles partner princess and he called me muffin and we wore short shorts, shorter than the running team, because we were going to win the tennis match by weirding out the other team, not being good at tennis. it worked on one opponent in four years. not winning a match, not winning a set, winning a game. we were sooooo bad but we had so much fun.

this fat shit needs to get the rudy out of his skull.