• nullspace@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      16
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      3 days ago

      be me, rfk jr

      at another senate hearing

      presenting slides on how muskox piss should replace fluoride in drinking water

      get really into it and accidentally bump over some slides

      kneel down to pick them up

      sauerkraut spills out of my pocket, splats on the ground

      everyone in the chamber starts laughing

      go to grab my pocket kraut

      fumble more of my slides

      laughing grows louder, start panicking

      forget the kraut, just try to grab my slides

      slip on the kraut