• starchylemming@lemmy.world
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    tbh baldurs gate and cyberpunk really lacked a proper donger slider

    would even be lore accurate with cybernetic dick enhancements in cyberpunk and magic in dnd

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      Sorry. That’s on me.

      I was the one responsible for implementing the donger slider in Cyberpunk but I kept getting distracted with all the donger slider field research.

      Honestly a real-life donger slider is worth the investment.

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      Cyberpunk had some great mods, though. It’s just too bad they didn’t show up in the sex scenes.

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        You need to reevaluate where you get your mods. There’s plenty of mods specifically changing the sex scenes, expanding them, and allowing ridiculous things to happen within them.

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      yeah and why can’t we buy exploding dick enhancements (or dick cannons) like that one dude we gotta give a ride to

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      I feel like there are cybernetic dick enhancements in cyberpunk but they’re not widespread or used a lot. Like they usually are peddled by sketchy folks and don’t seem to be something advertised that much.

      I mean, good chance I’m wrong on that but that was kind of the vibe I got playing the game.

      Dong slider is a hilarious thought. I don’t know enough about coding and game development but it feels like it might be hard to get the animations right if you had a slider vs selection because you’d have to be figuring out animations for those titties or cock on the fly.

      But maybe that’s just me showing my lack of knowledge, perhaps a slider from tiny titties to big ol tatas is already a thing in some games. I guess it’s also dependent on the game engine.

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        We know there are. There’s a quest in CP2077 involving a guy who’s system catches fire.

        He’s voiced by a streamer my wife likes. She had no idea he was in the game and loved the absurdity of that quest.

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          Oh yeah I know they exist I just figured they’re more like underground and poorly regulated was what I was getting at.

          That is a funny mission. CP2077 genuinely has some excellent writing.

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      I mean there’s that one guy who said it felt like his dick was stuck in a goddamn pencil sharpener