By the time I got to 3, I started having anxious sweats. You know the kind, they smell kinda tart. Don’t like it. No, sir. Staying at 3.
For England:
- alright mate
- calm down
- are you havin’ a laugh?
- u wot?
- listen, knobhead
- u fuckin’ wot mate?
TIL white people only exist in Midwest US.
Correct
This isn’t even Midwestern, it’s like Wisconsin and Minnesota.
As a Kansan I hear about half of these regularly.
Correct
I’m not your buddy, guy.
I aint your guy, pal
I’m not your pal, friend.
I’m not your friend, chum.
I’m not your chum, mate.
I ain’t your friend, acquaintance
We ain’t acquaintances, bro
Bro! You fuck!
You’re goddamn right I do
Lol. This isn’t white people, it’s old people.
Alright bucko
0.5: Alright, look here, you little shit
0.1: Listen up, chucklefuck
0.08: Them’s fightin’ words
You forgot Bless your heart.
Bless your hearrrrtt.
My son always says “ok pal” he’s 18 going on 65
Better to just say Midwestern.
Also, White folks around here, 1) is firing a semi-automatic into your home or car. We have a lot of meth heads…
Level 1 where you live is them shooting semi automatics at your house and car?
I’m scared to ask what level 2 through 6 are
Said by a man called Clem.
Where’s the classic “Why I oughtta”?
Someone calls me buddy we’re throwing hands.
According this list: I’m not white
Correct
Oh my stars and garters
“You’re crusin’ for a bruisin’!”
